The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle. I will probably never be struck by lightning, or win a Nobel Prize, or become the dictator of a small nation in the Pacific Islands, or contract terminal ear cancer, or spontaneously combust. But if you consider all the unlikely things together, at least one of them will probably happen to each of us. I could have seen it rain frogs. I could have stepped foot on Mars. I could have married the Queen of England or survived months at sea. But my miracle was different. My miracle was this: out of all blogs on the internet, you stumbled across mine.
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374,653 noteswhat are the strongest days of the week?
saturday and sunday. the rest are weekdays.
stop unfollowing me
218,279 notesI sure do have an ugly face but I have a great music taste
32,989 notesyou may say watching tv series is useless, but the day someone shoots me and i know the right direction to fall to survive then you can thank sherlock
tedx:
78,358 notesDoes money make you mean? In a talk at TEDxMarin, social psychologist Paul Piff shares his research into how people behave when they feel wealthy. (Hint: badly.)
643,564 noteswhy couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out
my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once
when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve
26,282 notesI’m annoyed at the romanticizing of not having technology. iPhones are ruining “getting lost”. What the fuck does that mean? Who wants to get lost? being lost is terrifying.
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